If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Posted by: funny-and-nice / Category: Funny And NicePatron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Assistance Waiter. What appears to be the problem?
Patron: There is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Attempt once more, maybe the fly will not be there this time.
Patron: No, it really is still there.
Waiter: Perhaps it’s the way you are using the soup attempt eating it with a fork as an alternative.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Possibly the soup is incompatible with the bowl what sort of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that ought to perform. Maybe it’s a configuration difficulty how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter: Can you keep in mind every little thing you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the most recent Soup of the Day?
Patron: You have far more than a single Soup of the Day every day??
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is altered each and every hour.
Patron: Nicely, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the examine. I’m operating late now.
[waiter leaves and returns with an additional bowl of soup and the verify]
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your examine.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready nevertheless.
Patron: Properly, I’m so hungry now, I’ll consume anything.
[waiter leaves]
Patron: Waiter! There is a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . . . . . . $ 2.50
Access to assistance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 1.00
Tags: Functioned, like, Microsoft, Restaurants
